It’s only a matter of time before it’s the Sierra Nevada
The Boy: MomMomMomMom. What’s this? K: It’s 25 cents. We call it a quarter. TB: A quarter. That’s what I need. K: Why do you need a quarter? TB: For Harrison Michael’s candy machine. And he...
View ArticleMy rookie-like behavior continues to take the world by storm
yesterday we went to the coffee shop for a singalong. I know. Mommy Needs a Cocktail in a social setting a) with her children AND b) with other mothers/children. It’s bound to end poorly. So Mr. Skip...
View ArticleWhat’s a little milk stain among Sharpie drawings, pee and ground-in playdoh?
My husband is a saint. Anyone who reads this blog realizes that. Can you imagine being married to me? It’ll be 2 in the morning and I will bolt out of bed, run down the stairs and make magnets. Read...
View ArticleMommy Needs a Cocktail goes to the West Wing
I have friends in low places. Friends who are able to eat at the White House. Probably because they are also eligible for the perfect attendance award and the “Most Likely to Not Talk When It’s All...
View ArticleAt least we have our health (stop that coughing over there)
OK, you think I may have fallen off the face of the earth? Well, you see, there was the broken A.C. unit upstairs. Two techs later and a “thank you, ma’am, that will be at least $2100 to fix. And by...
View ArticleWhere, oh where have my car keys gone? Oh, where, or where can they be?
The car keys are gone again. What moron has one key to a car? Oh, that would be the moron who is still living in her basement because she is too cheap to fix her air conditioner and doesn’t want to pay...
View ArticleSigns you can’t survive on 4 hours sleep a night.
K: The Boy has been depressed all day. Cake Lady: Why has he been depressed? K: He’s depressed because his name doesn’t have an “H” in it. I have an “H” in my name. Cake Lady: He DOES have an “H” in...
View ArticleThe post where I offend everyone about their Thanksgiving traditions
K: Dan is talking crazy about appetizers for Thanksgiving. Because there isn’t enough to overeat on Thanksgiving. Although I do so love the carmelized onion dip. D: We always had a pickle and...
View ArticleLuckily he’s not anything like his brother
I went to a Holiday Cookie Exchange party the other night at The Cake Lady’s house. It’s only been since I have moved to this house that I have “friends.” Before I had “friend (Hi, B, Renee, Cath!!!...
View ArticleHappy Friggin’ New Year!!!
I am so hung over. You know when you go to a party and all night everyone is drinking and a) no one thinks to put a pitcher of ice water on the table to keep the natives hydrated or b) even makes ice...
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